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>> Wednesday, September 22, 2010


Admit it. You’re curious. Why that blog name? I mean, most people instinctively know that they shouldn’t press their lips to something known for burning bread, right? Anyone with common sense could figure that out.

Yeah. And in the annals of “things I shoulda known”—the toaster incident. I must have been around ten or eleven at the time. Blame it on prepubescent hormones, momentary insanity, whatever. There I was, staring at myself in the shiny silver appliance. It was uncannily like looking into a fun house mirror—kind of fun, actually! I twisted my expression into a bunch of different contortions and configurations, pulling my face closer and closer to the polished surface.

You know those warning tags they put on appliance cords? They really mean it.

In one spectacular “duh” moment, my lips made contact with the hot toaster.

Remember those Disney cartoons with Goofy skiing and flying off a cliff? Yeah. That was me. “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOHOOHOOOOOOOEEEEY!”

You’ve just got to laugh at yourself. If you don’t, someone else will beat you to the punch! Humor can be found in many things in life, from the mundane to the milestones, if we look at them with fresh eyes. I’m glad you’re here. Let’s laugh it up! Oh—and never kiss a toaster. Your lips will thank you.

4 comments:

mykidsmomforever September 22, 2010 at 10:01 PM  

Kristi, you were one dumb kid--hahaha!!! No, no, just kidding. I shall keep all MY ding-a-ling childhood moments to myself. I'd rather read about yours! :) Hope you tell about adult goofs, too.
Love ya!!!
xoxo

Kristi Peifer September 22, 2010 at 10:27 PM  

I prefer to think of myself as inquisitive... ;)

Joanne Sher September 23, 2010 at 7:26 AM  

LOL - Love this :) Can't wait to see post #2 :D

Teresa September 23, 2010 at 2:18 PM  

he he he, I can just picture that!
Best wishes with your blog.

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